Take a laugh wherever you can find one…

I don’t simply delete my spam comments.

I’m very thankful for Akismet for sheilding all of you from them but I generally take the time to go through and just make sure that something didn’t mistakenly land there…

Because sometimes it does…

Today however, as I read through the spam comments of jibberish and nonsense, I just started laughing. Hard. Out loud.

For example:

This gem on a Thankful Thursday post:

Sexologists such as Havelock Ellis and Krafft-Ebing catalogued typologies of sexuality,
focusing on the deviances and perversions of what was
fundamentally considered to be the healthy, normative sexuality of procreative coitus between a married man and woman. However, when captivated by
Dracula’s spell, she becomes a “fallen woman. Just before the orgasm is about to occur, you stop the stimulation and relax completely some moments.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m always thankful for the big O but uh… is this advice?  to stop just before orgasm like a woman captivated by Dracula’s spell?

Or this gem…

Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally,
it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point.
You definitely know what youre talking about, why throw away your intelligence on just posting videos to your blog when you could be giving us something informative to read?

(a) I don’t do many videos… and (b) I’ve never been accused of needing to write MORE.  Generally I write all the words… too many words…


i’ve had greatly reduce fantastic abs sorrow for about three years now, as well as by all odds created by my husband and my bowels.

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at that, but I am…

And that’s not even mentioning all of the spam comments with links to p0rn sites… and some very fetishy ones at that from what I’ve gathered from the URL… no I didn’t google and NO I didn’t click…

Ah spammers…. Thanks for the chuckle.


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